Bruin Fisher Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 There is no hope without cake. But there is always cake. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 God is daft and so am I. Somehow, it seems that should be followed by: I am God Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Scepticism is so healthy. Question everything! Link to comment
dude Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Shaving brushesYou'll soon see 'emOn a shelfIn some museumBurma-Shave Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 He lit a match To check gas tank And now they call him Skinless Frank. Burma Shave (recalled from childhood) R Link to comment
dude Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 To kiss A mug That's like a cactus Takes more nerve Than it does practice Burma-Shave Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 There was f*cking in the parlour, And f*cking on the stairs, You couldn't hear the music for the swishing of the hairs. Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted April 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 There was a guy from Bel AirWho was doing his man on the stairsBut the banister brokeSo he doubled his strokeAnd finished him off in mid-air Link to comment
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