We've become too dependent on our computers

[colinian]

HERE IS a short test sent to me by

Pertinax Carrus that proves that we
have become too dependent on our
computers because they have

become smarter than we are:

First Question:

Are you Male or Female?


To find the answer, Look down...
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Look down, for crying out loud,


Not scroll down!
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[Merkin]

Got me.

[Cole Parker]

Tis s shame when one looks down and still isn't sure.

Not me of course.

[Cole Parker]

In response to Colin's trickery above, I submit:

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. I need to know. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, takes his manhood in one hand and lifts it, lifts his testicles gently in the other so she can see them better, and looks them over very closely. Then she says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir. They look just fine to me."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. So kind of you. Now listen very, very closely: "Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"

[Merkin]

I've already reserved an oxygen mask for my next emergency room visit. However, I'm hoping for a male student nurse.