Cole Parker Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t your sport. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 So funny. Thanks Cole. Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Bruin is my buddy. He is never picked last in gym class. Link to comment
ChrisR Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 If at first you do succeed, quit. Why risk ruining a perfect record? [And yeah, I'm 1 for 1 skydiving.] Link to comment
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