So I have been sniffling with an inflamed throat, and headache. I don't think it is swine flu or bird flew, but who knows? I'm not going to the doctor either, because if it is swine flu and he catches it from me then who will I consult if I get the Elbo virus?
Hmmm wait a minute, that's the Ebola virus. Silly me, my elbow can't get a virus can it? Can it?
The worst thing about a cold, I'm sure that's all I have, is sitting around waiting until you to feel better so you can then go and feel the bf.
I suppose I could go and feel someone under 30 and if they start sneezing and die I will know that I have the swine flu.
I know you can sit and watch TV until you feel better but it just makes me feel worse.
I'd rather sit and read the stories at AD if I could stop sneezing all over the keyboard. Damn if the bf sees the nasal purge all over the keyboard, he will think I started without him. Well not so much started as finished I suppose I should say.
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There, I have cleaned the nose spray off the keyboard. It looks so much better. The keyboard, not my nose.
I just wrapped the keyboard in plastic cling wrap. That should solve the problems.
Damn I just sneezed all over the monitor screen.
I'm going to bed. Hope I don't sneeze all over the sheets.