Checks against stereotype:
Look at how he dresses!
He sure as shit can’t dance.
He doesn’t usually listen to show tunes.
Reality checks:
As Elton and Bernie phrase it, when “rolling like thunder under the covers,” it’s clear to me.
Occasionally, when an attractive woman walks by, his eyes will wander, not obnoxiously but also not in a way that suggests he’s analyzing her fashion sense.
Conclusion: as a one and a half dollar bill.
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