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  1. For the first time in goodness knows how long I decided to listen to a vinyl of Tom Lehrer songs. Yup, showing my age there.

    Given the popularity of school and college stories here, I thought of this site when listening to 'Bright College Days' 

    http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/tom_lehrer/bright_college_days-lyrics-252614.html 

    Sorry I could not find a video. What I did find and is probably going to be relevant again soon was this apocalyptic song:

    I hope our younger readers will enjoy and want to seek out more

  2. Cole's diversionary tactics meant everything was kept hidden until the final reveal. Nice twist about something that must be a source of maximum teen embarrassment to those afflicted. Well done.

    i know it is not Cole's usual modus operandi but I wonder if we will see these three again?

  3. 1 hour ago, colinian said:

    The lack of "freezing liquids" in the UK may be due to a lack of hot, dry (or hot, humid) weather that most areas of the US and Oz enjoy (at least in the summer, which I've been told is a season almost totally missing in the UK).

    Colin :icon_geek:

    Thanks to the majors there is no lack of "freezing liquids". These days even Guinness offer their product at a temperature where you expect icebergs to form. As you correctly observe, Colin, there isn't really any climate* related driver for ice cold beer. Traditional beer, as opposed to the cold stuff generically referred to as lager, should be served at between 50-54F.

    'Chemical' Lager is popular for a number of reasons including a) it requires little or no skill on the part of the cellerman b) it can be made consistent around the world c) is less challenging to the palette than most  beers. Indeed one of the independent breweries (Wychwood) uses/used the catch phrase "What's the matter lager boy? Frightened you might taste something?" when advertising their beers.

    *Climate? When I was in primary school my geography master, when asked which climate region Britain was in said "None, What we have is all weather and no climate." 

    This topic started out talking about the comparative proportion of population living in conurbations. Thread drift - don't you just love it!

     

    Alright, alright, I'll im going back behind the sofa.

     

  4.  The profusion of microbreweries in the U.K. is one of the results of the Campaign for Real Ale to ensure that traditional brewing methods were not lost and some choice remained in the market. CAMRA started in 1971 as a reaction to the big breweries trying to force sterilised artificially carbonated 'chemical beers' on the consumer. Concentration among the majors in the industry is now worse than in the 70s and is now just a few international players.............

     

    No!

    Naughty Pedro!

    Before you get into a rant about the freezing liquids they call beer in US and Oz, that's enough!

    Behave!

    Go on, Get back behind the sofa!

     

  5. Dude has put Douglas' story up as one of his Picks from the Past for this month.(Jan17). 

    Chilling in its plausibility, the first time I read it was soon after reading Nigel Gordon's 'The Compassionate, The Merciful'. The two together make a powerful reminder that those who claim they have God and Right on their side , probably don't and aren't and are bastardising religion for their own ends.

     

    Nigel's story : http://awesomedude.com/nigel_gordon/compassionate__the_merciful.htm

  6. Dude's Picks from the Past  for this month (Jan 17) includes the novel 'Heart and Hooves, an Urban Fantasy' by AJ

    It's not normally my sort of thing but I did enjoy it when I first found  this story - and I have read it more than once. However if you haven't read it before I would recommend reading AJ's two short stories, 'After Hours' & 'Cultural Differences' first as they set up the background of how three of the leading characters got together.

    Finally, has AJ ever hinted at visiting with the Clan of the Red Circle again?

    links:

    http://awesomedude.com/aj/after_hours.htm

    http://awesomedude.com/aj/cultural_differences.htm

    http://awesomedude.com/aj/HNH/index.htm

     

     

  7. For those of you who haven't worked out where the story is in the archive hopefully this link will work

    http://www.codeysworld.com/nick-james/the-christmas-letter.html

     

    2 hours ago, dude said:

    .......The only reason I posted was that I was looking for something uplifting to read on Christmas Eve and found this in CW's update. 

    By posting I had hoped to save others from severe disappointment at what should be a joyful time of year.  Since you all probably read it.. I guess I failed.

    Sigh

    Mike

    No, you didn't fail Mike. You put us on guard without making a spoiler and drew attention to a story that is a reflection of the reality of Christmas for many families.

    I read it as a story with a background of Christmas and not as a Christmas Story and found the ending in the right place, given the author is challenging us to think of what the boy has just discovered about life.

    Joyous and uplifting, maybe not. Let's just say to read it is to take time-out from the surfeits of the materialistic way Christmas is celebrated in many countries these days.

    Colin, thank you for furtling around in the archive and bringing it back for us to read.

    Finally my own seasonal greetings to all who visit Codey's World & Awesome Dude.

  8. When I tried to refresh the home page or navigate around the site I was getting a blank white screen. Cured it by using a search engine to find the site at the new servers and relinked 'favourites'. I had to do this for both iPad and Win7 desktop.

     

    As a supplementary: I find I get the blank screen again if I try to access Camy's stories from the author list (which point to Camysgaff site) but can get to them through the link in the featured author box (which appears to point to a part of the AD site). 

  9. 8 hours ago, dude said:

    Come on, Gee, Cole and the rest of us in Southern California who grew up elsewhere miss the snow. 

    I am put in mind of a SciFi short story I read 35-40 years ago. The premise was that Weathermen could control the weather by manipulating Sunspots amongst other means, and would take requests for particular types of weather for specific reasons. Eg ensure crops don't fail. Then comes a request from California from someone (child I think) suffering from something nasty,  incurable and fatal to see snow before he dies. Although at the limits of their abilities, the Weathermen take on the challenge to create a small localised snowstorm. Sorry I can't remember the title or the author.

    So Dude and Cole, if you want to see snow, hang in there for a few centuries until the technology catches up. Might be easier to go visit Gee though. I'm sure he, and every other Canadian would be willing to share.

    • I made a journey today 
    • along a boring motorway
    • when I got home
    • i wrote down this pome
    • that I'd thought of to pass time away:

     

    UNCLE COLE 

    Old King Cole
    Was a merry old soul
    And a merry old soul was he.

    Uncle Cole 
    Has a different goal
    For the writing fraternity.

    He graciously helps
    Us scribbling whelps
    So our stories do make some sense.

    He corrects the mistakes
    That each of us makes
    And ensures we use the right tense.

    We know he does frown
    If we verb a noun
    But still checks each declension and case,

    So when he is done
    Our readers have fun
    As there's never a word out of place.

    It's willingly generously
    Done gratis, for free...

    (I think)


    But his nephews four (or more)
    Are not so sure
    With generous they would agree.

    They find problematic
    This fixation grammatic
    And think he's being obtuse,

    It's just a good wheeze
    A veritable tease
    A really blatant excuse,

    When their list of requires
    And Christmas desires
    Is rejected for being verbose.

    For they think there's a stash
    Of unspent cash
    He keeps exception'ly close

    Oh, he rewards them with praise
    In non-fiscal ways
    Including his magical pies

    But he says things are tight
    Though maybe, just might
    We all have a pleasant surprise

    And his present be more than a cent.

     

  10. Thanks, guys, for the kind remarks. If it was fun to read, it was also fun to write. But I'm surprised that Pedro, as a self-confessed Yorkshireman, didn't pick me up on Lossio's Latin spoken with a Yorkshire accent!

    I couldn't comment: I might have lived in Yorkshire for 45 of my 62 years but I am not a Yorkshireman, I was born elsewhere. I have just about qualified for my passport.

    Anyway, Mihangel, you did forewarn your readers in the preamble and it was an amusing way to illustrate that there must have been regional Latin accents in the Roman Empire. After all look at the variation across the British Empire and its lost colonies.

    Now what would the Latin spoken along Sarn Helen have been like?

  11. i have been enlightened and entertained.

    Like the best tutors, Mihangel, has shown us a new slant on something that we take for granted, explaining in a clear manner (*), then following up with a delightful tale to illustrate the how and the why, piqueing our interest with a number of ideas in other fields of study along the way.

    He also shows us that the ancients were a clever bunch. Despite the limitations of the technology available at the time, they were able to come up with an intellectually elegant solution to what is a complicated problem: the division of a day into twelve daylight and twelve night hours no matter how long the period of daylight, showing understanding of the movement of the earth in relation to the sun through a year.

    Thank you Mihangel

    (*) OK I will admit I did have to read the exposition more than once before I was satisfied I had grasped how things worked.

  12. Seriously though. I think amongst other reasons both Brexit and the U.S. vote went the way they did because the electorate are fed up with career politicians who have never had a proper job (straight from student debating soc to research assistant to party candidate) and have no concept of the challenges most of us face.

    For my money nobody should be allowed to stand for national (and state for readers across the pond) office unless they have had a non political job for at least five years.

  13. Note to Colin & Doug: I'll be loading up the U-Haul in January and drop by to pick you guys up on the way to Vancouver!

    You may not need the U-haul. I gather there is a move for California to cede from the Union.

    http://www.ksat.com/news/elections/as-a-trump-presidency-awaits-some-toy-with-idea-of-a-califrexit

    Would Oregon and Washinton State follow suit? You could join Canada without moving. Close off the passes in the Rockies and you've even got your bit of the wall that Nigel suggested.

  14. I worry that the U.S. electorate will take their turn to stick the finger up at the political elite and the chattering classes and vote for Trump and damn the consequences.

    Our elites thought they were being clever calling the Brexit Vote, and proved they aren't clever at all. Our electorate put two fingers up to our lot, and the difference in the collective psyche in the U.S. is such that they could find it easier to raise the one!

    However the global consequences of electing Trump could make Brexit seem a stroll round the garden - not even a walk in the park.

    there is unseasonably early snow outside this morning, but I shall have to get ready for that stroll in the garden!

  15. Chapter 28 has now posted on Castle Roland and this excellent story has come to an end. Thank you, Arthur.

    It says End at the bottom of the last page but there are strong hints that there might be a book two at some time in the future. If there is I shall have the enjoyment of reading book one again before moving on to Thomas' new adventures.

  16. The final chapter of book three about the Leopards has now posted. Only thing to do -put some tinnies in the eskie by the side of the chair, sit down and watch the footie this arvo then start book one again.

    Thank you Graeme for this excellent well crafted story, seasoned with just enough background information to to enlighten pommies (and others) about Aussie Rules football and the professional set up. I will miss the guys. Unless or until you can be persuaded to send reports from Lilydale again next season.

  17. Just heard a comment on the Presidential Election - "it is not about choosing the best person to be president, it is about choosing the second worse person in the world!"

    Sorry can't say who said it as I heard it from the radio of a passing car.

    I think this was from the satirical radio show 'The News Quiz' on Friday 30 September. It should be available on BBC i-Playerfor the next couple of weeks. Try:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07wm6jj

    The U.S. bit is around 6 minutes 40 in.

    I don't really like Frankie Boyle, but here he and the other contributors' comments are on the money.

    warning: not for strong language, but for strong regional accents!

  18. Has anyone else had a go at the South African English Quiz? I managed 9/12 although I had only heard of three or four of them before and had to take a calculated guess on the rest.

    I also want to know how well Graeme and Des did on the Australian test....

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