[Spoof!]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*makes a strange shopping list.......

[68. Business as usual?]

No No Camy, I didn't make that very clear did I?We own one video store which buys groups.So far we have groups of old ladies and groups of people who have had frontal lobotomies. These form the basis of our store's membership.We have a smaller number of cute guys who look like they are members of my ideal fantasy group, but we generally try to keep them from joining either of the first two groups above. I would encourage them in being members of interest, but my partner is not at all impressed by my desire to increase the size of our members, unless we are home alone.We also sell and rent DVDs to the above groups, but mostly we are just here to answer their stupid questions.

Best blog entry to date. Is there an award to nominate to as such? FREAKING PRECIOUS!I used to own a video store in a small, Small, SMALL town. I feel your pain. Maybe that's why I find it so spectacular, but I'd still nominate it if so.Oh, and the sign............LMAO