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Apology to the Cat

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On behalf of the human race, I have apologized to our cat for fucking up the climate and screwing his chances of having kittens and destroying all the culture. These things might seem incongruous but with music gone the only things we have left are the cats. In addition, we don't know how much time we have left before one of the right wing psychopath’s gonads goads them into exchanging the fury of flames to atone for priestly sins that never existed. The cat looked at me and lay on his back, blinking his eyes closed and then open. I wonder if he will miss the Earth and all the cosmic beauty as much we should. I'm sorry kitty, we really should have loved life, loved each other, more than war.

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