jack scribe Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Sad news The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens ofcelebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment
Mountain Dude Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Hmmmmmmmm -- Wonder who he left all his dough to? Quote Link to comment
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