What attributes should a boyfriend have?

[colinian]

A friend sent this to me. It's a funny list of attributes a Friend and a Boyfriend would each have.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BOYFRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".

BOYFRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BOYFRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BOYFRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

BOYFRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BOYFRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BOYFRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

BOYFRIENDS: Will stick with you then take you somewhere that's a lot more fun.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

BOYFRIENDS: Will walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.

BOYFRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BOYFRIENDS: Will forward this.

Colin

[DesDownunder]

That's so cute colin.

BOYFRIENDS: Will walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

I walk in to my boyfriend and say, "Hi honey I'm homo."

To which he replies, "When's dinner?"

[colinian]

That's so cute colin.

I walk in to my boyfriend and say, "Hi honey I'm homo."

To which he replies, "When's dinner?"

I LMAO when I read what your BF says when you walk in.

Colin