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While walking through Golden Gate Park

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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man comes upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replies.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, it really works. Trees create music. Would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against it. With this, the guy slaps a pair of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, watch, and car keys, then strips him naked and departs.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this stark naked guy handcuffed to the tree, and asks, "What happened to you?"

He tells the other guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finishes his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, slaps him on his naked butt, kisses him gently behind the ear and says, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

Colin :icon_geek:

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