Picking up a challenge from EleCivil

[Rigel]

The once was a writer named Dave

Who fell in a rage or a rave:

"Delete all my stuff

'Cause I'm feeling gruff

And there's nothing of mine you should save."

[EleCivil]

Haha, nice!

"Oh no!" The fans did exclaim,

"Now the 'net won't be the same!"

A flame-war ensued

On the board of The Dude

But was locked for the sake of our brains.

[Guest rusticmonk86]

gabe couldn't stand all the drama

all those run on sentences without commas

but he couldn't moderate

no matter how irate

so he watched them all spit like llamas