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My God’s penis is bigger


By God!

I hear you think

Your God, a shower

Sports a longer penis

Than my God, a grower

My God!

My hairy thunderer

I beg to differ

When stiffer has a stunner

And shames

Your God’s member

Measured over or under

The argument is moot--

To settle

This weighty

Theological toot

Let’s kill one another

And babies to boot

Rather than

Follow Kenneth’s art

And eschew the penis

To favor appeal benign

To the heart

More merciful

Of the Divine

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