A new medical dilemma...

[Chris James]

...only this time it isn't a gay issue.

Remember the early 80's? AIDS was called the gay disease and preachers across the nation said it was God's punishment for immorality. I think Richard Nixon even believed that, but then he was so parinoid who knows what he thought.

The wise voices in the medical community said that AIDS would cross over to the heterosexual population, and lo, it did with a vengence. So now we have a new strain of sexually transmitted disease prevalant among the hetero people of the planet and gays are not to blame this time.

It doesn't matter, everyone should be cautious:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47704210/ns/health-health_care/

[Guest Dabeagle]

And in the end, will it be this that brings us down as a group? Not the flu, bird or otherwise but the Big G? Somehow it'd be appropriate.