DesDownunder's Blog

Des Seinfeld? Taking a cue from the TV show about nothing, you write a poetic blog about not being able to write a blog? Bah.You writers make me ill. When I can't write anything (which is surprisingly often), I end up with this:

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See it? Thought not.

But Trab, your words are more succinct than my poor effort.

Great poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'? Maddy (:

Great poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'? Maddy (:

Prose?

Great poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'? Maddy (:

Poetic license suspended?C

Great poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'? Maddy (:

Poetic license suspended?C

You only get your poetic licence suspended if you exceed the number of rhymes allowed in any given meter.Poetic blocks however, can be erected in the pathway of a runaway poem, where the poet has lost control of his verse.

I figured, if it had anything at all to do with erecting anything, you'd be the one to come to.C

I figured, if it had anything at all to do with erecting anything, you'd be the one to come to.C

You got that one right! ROFL.

I spoke to the b\f recently. He's asked me to keep tabs on you, so we're communicating on and off now and then occasionally.When it comes to erections, which do come up in conversation with him, him being that sort of fellow and all, it appears he has his work cut out for him these days. He says it's the heat, not the age of his partner that's the problem. I ask if heat rash is bothering anyone, and he says that might be, but he's diligently, assiduously even, rubbing in all sorts of lotions on the afflicted spot, or is it spots, and the thing seems to be dead.If it's a dead issue, quips I, then maybe it's dead tissue, too, but he promises me he'll keep trying, and even mentioned mouth to mouth, resuscitatingly, although that didn't seem quite right as it wasn't the mouth that seemed to have the heat rash.Anyway, I have to stop here because these converstations with him were quite tought-provoking, or at least provoking of these erections we were discussing, and I need to get back to that.C

If the b/f ever stumbles on that post I am the one that will have to administer mouth to mouth and it won't be to erect anything.::thinks:: hmmm, on second thoughts I might just leave it up on the screen where he can see it. -No better not, I don't want to have to explain to the authorities why he died looking at the monitor.