[Halloween Costume Rorschach Test]

Not just that you could tell who reads comics. You could tell who reads good comics.

[Rivalry]

.Man, if I didn't take the time to joke around with the kids, my job would suck. Low pay, high stress, long hours with no overtime, no union...jeez.I overheard a rumor among the younger kids that I'm secretly a space alien in disguise. As such, I've started occasionally letting something slip,

I like the South Park methodology for this, slipping the word 'hu-man' into random sentences."Hi, Tim, could you lend me one of your hu-man pencils?"