Salesmanship

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Well, another forum I belong to passed along one of those Internet quiz / generator gizmos, and so I had to check it out, because it's an Ad Slogan Generator.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

Some of the results were fun: "Top Breeders Recommend (Friend's Name)." -- And you know, that's good to know about a person, and it's always nice to hear someone say you're sexy.

Sooo... being in a devilishly adventuresome mood, I decided to have a little fun with it. Here you go. Results! I've created a new marketing campaign! ;D (Note tongue in cheek.) My snarky or deep comments are after the dashes.

I didn't give you all of them, some were dumb, but some were unintentionally highly suggestive and therefore great fun...but perhaps a little much for some folks. Then again, maybe I'll include a few more later.

The Squeaky-Clean List

[*]Homosexuality Is Good For You.

[*]-- Nice to hear that.

[*]An AwesomeDude Is Forever.

[*]-- Aww, I like that a lot. One for the Romantics.

[*]Wouldn't You Rather Be AwesomeDude?

[*]-- Wouldn't you?

[*]Too Orangey for Blue.

[*]-- That's profound. Actually, I like orange.

[*]Avez-Vous Un Blue?

[*]-- Sinon, demandez dedans!

[*]You Need a Dude.

[*]-- Don't we all? Even the ones with partners need their dude.

[*]There's First Love, and There's Dude Love.

[*]-- I sure hope so.

[*]Bridge That Gap with The Mail Crew.

[*]-- Well said!

[*]Please Don't Squeeze the Mail Crew.

[*]-- Aww, give 'em a hug, they're great. I bet they'd even hug back.

[*]I Like the Gay Fiction in You.

[*]-- Go tell your favorite author, editor, artist, or web guy.

[*]Tense, Nervous, Questioning?

[*]-- Go visit The Mail Crew! http://www.themailcrew.com/

The Not-So-Clean List:

[*]Shake the Bottle, Wake the Homosexuality.

[*]-- That's not a bottle, but it is cylindrical. Shake it again, please.

[*]You Can't Top a Gay Guy.

[*]-- Well, you could in one sense....

[*]I Saw Dick and I Thought of You.

[*]-- That's either very nice or you're seeing someone else. Explain.

[*]Feel The Raw Naked AwesomeDude Of The Road.

[*]-- Very Butch.

[*]Orgasm Keeps Going and Going.

[*]-- Suuurre, that's what they all say.

[*]Your Orgasm, Right Away.

[*]-- Hey, slow down, you move too fast, you've got to make it last.

[*]I Wish I Were a Blue Weiner.

[*]-- I'm fond of it too. So you like it, eh?

[*]Go To Work On A Brokeback Mountain.

[*]-- Isn't that what started their whole thing?

[*]Because So Much Is Riding On Your Brokeback Mountain.

[*]-- Ahem. Isn't that what started their whole thing too?