"Love Hotel", japanese porn translated

[ubik]

TDR is one of my all-time favourite websites/blogs with obscure punkrock concert reviews, a gay pride parade (he isn't gay), engrish, japanese band names... just take a browse through the site.

Now he has begun a very literal translation of a porn story from G-MEN magazine, Love Hotel:

I took the money and put it in my man-purse. Today's customers were a threesome, so I only charged them 7000 yen. Incredibly, I recognized one of the dirty old men's faces. . . my old friend from Junior High! Now, while doing the nervous glancing , they started to climb the emergency staircase behind me.

The back room of the love hotel I manage . . . Perhaps it's an exaggeration to even call it a hotel. It's worn-down, dirty and nasty. Around here many such hotels are existing. But they are cheap, so there are always many customers. Moreover, a kind of side-business is also existing, because, as a night manager, I can do it secretly. What kind of side-business exists with the dirty old men, you are asking? Ok, Ok, come with me and you will realize it expertly!

I know, not very high-brow, but i think it's funny. and quite interresting to see the erotic tastes of different cultures...

[rick]

Back when I was in the military, I spent 8 years in Japan, and "Love motels" are a very real fact of life (we had a more entertaining name for them, but I don't want the Dudester smacking me upside the head for using colorful language). The "upscale" places won't allow a couple to check in without proof they are a married couple, so the "Love motel" came along to fill a market niche. Rooms are available by the hour, and run the gamut from sleaze bag joints, to expensive and lavishly decorated, some are "theme" based, and have a built in, ummm, "adult toy" order and delivery system (imagine the vacuum tube thing the bank uses...only bigger).

You check in via an automated credit card system, or the vacuum tube system for those preferring to use cash, so that the person managing the place and the customer never come face to face: everything was very impersonal to maintain an aura of privacy for the people using the motel.

The funny thing though, was the scandal that broke after I'd lived there about 5 years....some enterprising motel owner had wired all his rooms for video and sound and had been distributing the resulting video's as "Amateur Porn"....

Caveat Emptor, indeed....

Rick

[ubik]

part three was just released

"U. Nn!" I can't believe I am actually myself a man's chinko sucking; I never thought it would come to this? It is hard to acknowledge the reality!

But still, this salty feeling, this odor, the sensation of it on my tongue. . . it is very savory, I must admit! "Nn, n. Ha. Nu."

"Aa. Yess, the hardness is possible now, in my kinkin."