Cab Drivers

[R.J.]

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and hookers were under the awnings.

"Mom," said the little boy, "What are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.

The cabbie turned around and said, "Geez, lady, why don't you just tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes got wide and he said, "Is that true, Mom?"

His mother, glaring at the cabbie answered in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asked, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"

"Most of them become cab drivers," she said.