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[Guest Rustic Monk]

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Gabriel Duncan

So, you want to be my boyfriend

You want to be the one

You want me to call you special

Hold you up to the sun

Doesn't matter much to me

If you convince yourself

That you've got me hooked

That my playbook?s on the shelf

But watch your words and actions

?Cause they betray themselves

It?s easy to see

You deceive yourself

Doesn?t matter much to me

If you think you?re it

But, I don't want a girlfriend

Little make-up wearin? prick

Oh my god, wow, he even has a dick

Stop waving it around and talking that shit

?Cause when it goes down

I just gotta say this:

Bribing me with flesh

For sex: it?s not sublime

Take the bait I won't;

You?re just a waste of time

I should have dropped you off

For going off the line

Now I?m gone fishin? in

All of my free time

So, you want to be my boyfriend

You want to be the one

You want me to call you special

Hold you up to the sun

You want to hold the title

Have the name upon your desk

Well, spare me the recitals

Just get it off your chest

You can have it your way

Have your own designation

Hang it up upon the shelf

Display it for admiration

Doesn?t matter much to me

If you think you?re queen

Here?s the royal shock treatment

Stop causing such a scene

I signed up for a dude

not liberacci

Now give that nice girl back her fucking versace

It?s sad you say you love me

When you can?t say what?s wrong

Then you ask me why I?ve changed

Why you feel the spark is gone

It?s sorta strange

Like, missing from my lexicon

But my wallet and my love

Have just sung a swan?s song

So you want to be my boyfriend

You want to be the one

You want me to call you special

Hold you up to the sun

You gotta be true from day one

Forked and silver-tipped tongues better fucking run

You gotta be you from day one

What?s more, silly tricks, god damn, you?d better run

You gotta be true from day one

Don?t play the game ?cause you still haven't won

[Jason Rimbaud]

Hey Gabe,

I've read this over and over and I must say, I like it better now than I did when you let me read it the first time.

It's hard to put into words, but this piece is amazing. I love it.

Jason R.