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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

Human beings are the only animals that stutter, ' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. ' I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, '

she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,

asked the girl to describe the incident.

Well, ' she began, ' I was in the back yard with my kitty and

the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we

knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

That must 've been scary, ' said the teacher.

It sure was, ' said the little girl. ' My kitty raised his

back, went ' Fffff, Fffff, Fffff ' ...

And before he could say ' f--k off ' , the Rottweiler ate him

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