TalonRider Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and oneremarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the links.The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."Number 3 guy says " Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."They all turn to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, is it sex or golf?'And she said, 'Take a sweater'. Link to comment
Guest Dabeagle Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I laughed out loud. At first I thought it was going to be the old joke about the men bragging about their sons. Link to comment
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