Rutabaga Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I'm sure these are 100% authentic and accurate. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on WheelsAt an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right place."On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :"Invite us to your next blowout."On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."In a Non-smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."Sign in men's room at a gas station:We aim to please;You aim too, please.On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push."At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"At the Electric Company"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.However, if you don't, you will be delighted."In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry;come on in and get fed up."In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait."At a Propane Filling Station:"Thank heaven for little grills."And don't forget the sign at aCHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:"Best place in town to take a leak."And the best one for last.Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" R Quote Link to comment
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