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Some one liners:

-- When I was born, I was given a choice ‐ a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose

-- Having sex is like playing bridge ‐ if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

-- What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

-- I used to have fears of hurdles, but then I got over it.

-- I always wanted to learn how to juggle, but I just don’t have the balls to do it.

-- One problem with auto correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo

-- If a mute child swears, does his mom wash his hands off with soap?


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-- If a mute child swears, does his mom wash his hands off with soap?

To get started being rude in sign language, click the spoilers

BSL (just about ok if work is broadminded...)

ASL (not in the slightest safe for work...)

And nearly in the words of an old yellow pages advert, let your fingers do the talking...

Added, being profane in BSL does not have the same cachet of naughtiness that doing so in speech does. No idea what the ASL attitude is though.

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