So what is it like to be 3x21?
What can be said that will give hope that there is life after 30?
Is there a moment in life where it all comes together?
Well lets put it this way, I ain't saying because I don't want to depress the young amongst you.
Joke for ppl who have had too many birthdays:
Stop me if you have heard it.
Why are young people so beautiful and pretty and lovely to look at?
So that old people will talk to them whilst waiting for them to grow the F*** up.
Okay so that wasn't very nice. Anyone who wants to whip me for my indiscretions please form two lines, one at my front and one at my back.