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64. The Ape is Cursed


DesDownunder

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On top of the other disasters that 2007 seemed to bring (fence falling over, cars that thought we had a pension plan, water heater that blew up and a few other major catastrophes like the computer needing replacement etc, etc, etc. I am delighted to inform you all that it hasn't finished yet!

We are in our ninth day of 35 C heat, that's almost 100 F, with no cool change in sight till the 20th March at the earliest. Yes its a record heatwave for March in Adelaide.

So go on, guess what broke down this time?

Yes, you got it the -$%*)*&&^$##@% air conditioner! :wub:

At least the computer seems okay working in the 40 C degree heat. CPU reads 55 C.

So please excuse me if I seem a little short tempered or heated, as I am HOT and not in a good way.

Okay, okay, was I ever that hot? Yes I was, thank you very much. :shock:

So I am hot bothered, bewitched and bewildered as to why the air conditioner broke down. It just sits their and groans intermittently. They don't make them like they used to. It's only 35 years old. I am nearly twice its age and I don't groan do I?

No need to answer that!

:stare::hug:

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It sits there and groans? Sounds like a bearing gone. No bearing, no compression, no compression, no evaporation, no evaporation, no cooling. That kind of heat can totally fry me. Regardless of a water shortage, I would need to sit there with my spray bottle with water, misting it over me continually. Also, a nice wet hat over your head will help, as the water slowly evaporates and cools you. Sweat bands on the wrists, soaked first, will also help. The last thing I'll tell you about is kinda private, but it really works well. Strip naked, sit with a fan blowing on your private parts, and keep spraying a mist on them. Take my word for it, it's better than all the other suggestions combined. Unless you are in a gay male residential compound, I'd recommend only doing this in the privacy of your own domicile.

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It sits there and groans? Sounds like a bearing gone. No bearing, no compression, no compression, no evaporation, no evaporation, no cooling. That kind of heat can totally fry me. Regardless of a water shortage, I would need to sit there with my spray bottle with water, misting it over me continually. Also, a nice wet hat over your head will help, as the water slowly evaporates and cools you. Sweat bands on the wrists, soaked first, will also help. The last thing I'll tell you about is kinda private, but it really works well. Strip naked, sit with a fan blowing on your private parts, and keep spraying a mist on them. Take my word for it, it's better than all the other suggestions combined. Unless you are in a gay male residential compound, I'd recommend only doing this in the privacy of your own domicile.
Maybe no compression, but lots of compassion from Trab. Lots of that.As for the misting, that sounds like the b/f's job to me. He's the one to strip you naked and mistify your parts.The thought is making me hot.C
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Thanks Trab and Cole. But you are too late I have tried all of those and the BF is in bed recovering from dehydration I think.He seems to have been mystified by my body for years.Trab is definitely correct about misting the pubic areas. We should now attempt to make this pubic area public so that mass-demisting can take place. :wav:

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It's too darn hot,It's too darn hot.I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,Fulfill the cup with my baby tonight.I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,Fulfill the cup with my baby tonight,But I ain't up to my baby tonight,'Cause it's too darn hot.It's too darn hot,It's too darn hot.I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.But sister you'll fight my baby tonight'Cause it's too darn hot.It's too darn hot.Now, you being you, you'll know who worte this and what show it came from, and what author wrote the orginal material this show was based on and the name of that play. And, to make it even fairer, I didn't make up or paraphrase the lyrics you're reading, like someone whose name won't be mentioned to save him from abject humiliation, recently did.Your prize for getting this right won't have anything to do with sleeping with anyone. So there.C

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Cole you will be pleased to know that I recognised the lyrics and even a portion of the tune but had to look up the show. "Kiss Me Kate."So you win, I am yours to do with what you will so long as your air conditioner works.I don't know every song from every musical. :wav:

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You forgot to mention the basis for Kiss me Kate. I know you know, because the playwrite was almost Australian, I think. British is almost Australian, isn't it?Kiss me Kate was an adaptation of Taming of the Shrew. I won't disparage your knowledge by mentioning its author.You're mine to do with what I will? Well, wait a minute. I need to get some tips from Jason.C

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The Spewacks were friends of my Grandparents, and that's my claim to having rubbed shoulders with fame. Or rather, they used to - very annoyingly - rub my hair.

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Tsk. Caucasians + Tropics - Air conditioners = Misery ROFLI can't stand air conditioners! They smell bad, and if the temperature drops a few degrees Celsius from room temperature anyway, I'm already wearing a jacket. For once, I'm glad to be a naturally hot creature. Take that in whatever way you wish. /me strikes hot pose and bats sexy eyelashes(P.S. Then again, I'd probably freeze to death if I venture a few latitudes north or south... sigh... that means I can't get to them hot European guys... *sob*)

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I used to live in a place where the temperature was very hot for a long time, and it is absolutely true that the body will adapt. Somehow, it gets a different 'set point' and is able to deal with the heat. The catch is, many places the temp goes up and down too rapidly for anyone to acclimatize, and that's when the real misery starts. It usually takes about 6 weeks for the change over to occur and if the weather flips during that period, you have to start all over again. I don't have scientific backup over this, just personal anecdotal information.

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I think you might be right, but it would require the word "or" to be exchanged in favour of "and" in your example. Hot men AND cold women at the same time would have you swing one way, with hot women and cold men maybe swinging you the other way.

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I think you might be right, but it would require the word "or" to be exchanged in favour of "and" in your example. Hot men AND cold women at the same time would have you swing one way, with hot women and cold men maybe swinging you the other way.
Awww Trab, give a bloke a chance here. We don't need him to swivel from one to the other without a rest do we?People overheat very easily if required to do too much too soon, especially in the weather we have at the moment.Besides that I was meaning cool as in "kewl" = good not cold.Too many cold partners probably means you have found the mortuary instead of the orgy room.On the other hand if you have more hot men than you can cope with, you have probably died and gone to Hell, or is that Heaven? :wav::hug:
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