69. that should be self explanatory.
69 is not my age , I ain't that old ...yet!
Well here we are at the 69th blog entry. 69 I guess it will have to be a double entry ey?
?ʎǝ ʎɹʇuǝ ǝlqnop ɐ ǝq oʇ ǝʌɐɥ llıʍ ʇı ssǝnƃ I 96 ˙ʎɹʇuǝ ƃolq ɥʇ96 ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥ llǝʍ
I can hardly believe how cold it has become. A month ago I was sitting here naked in oppressive heat and now my extremities are frozen. Oh and that is with clothes in case you are wondering. which I hope you were and no doubt weren't.
Soixante-neuf Warning XXX.
Of course if you are 69-ing you can get hot for a while. On the other-hand, which takes some working out when you 69, whose hand is that? Am I upside down or am I downunder? If I wasn't in Australia would I be downunder or up-over. 69-ing is so confusing. I don't know what has come over me, oh wait a minute, yes I do.
And then you are cold again, and wet. I wonder if the hot water is working I could have a spa. Can you 69 in the spa bath? Will the bubbles get up my nose? Will the jets of water bubble up and drown me in a sea of foaming water? Should I get a snorkel? You have one? Built in you say? Kewl!
Wanna play submarines? Torpedoes away. Firing number 2, loading number 3.
Will I see men in the reflection on the bathroom mirrors, or will they be fogged up?
Something will get fogged up I suppose. I should get a fog-horn. What flavour soap is this? It is quite tasty.
Now for the warm fluffy towels and the cosy wrap of the muscly arms. The breath of love and the damn alarm, just as I was about to dream of
You
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sigh,
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