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69. that should be self explanatory.


DesDownunder

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69 is not my age , I ain't that old ...yet!

Well here we are at the 69th blog entry. 69 I guess it will have to be a double entry ey?

?ʎǝ ʎɹʇuǝ ǝlqnop ɐ ǝq oʇ ǝʌɐɥ llıʍ ʇı ssǝnƃ I 96 ˙ʎɹʇuǝ ƃolq ɥʇ96 ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ǝɹǝɥ llǝʍ

I can hardly believe how cold it has become. A month ago I was sitting here naked in oppressive heat and now my extremities are frozen. Oh and that is with clothes in case you are wondering. which I hope you were and no doubt weren't.

Soixante-neuf Warning XXX.

Of course if you are 69-ing you can get hot for a while. On the other-hand, which takes some working out when you 69, whose hand is that? Am I upside down or am I downunder? If I wasn't in Australia would I be downunder or up-over. 69-ing is so confusing. I don't know what has come over me, oh wait a minute, yes I do.

And then you are cold again, and wet. I wonder if the hot water is working I could have a spa. Can you 69 in the spa bath? Will the bubbles get up my nose? Will the jets of water bubble up and drown me in a sea of foaming water? Should I get a snorkel? You have one? Built in you say? Kewl!

Wanna play submarines? Torpedoes away. Firing number 2, loading number 3.

Will I see men in the reflection on the bathroom mirrors, or will they be fogged up?

Something will get fogged up I suppose. I should get a fog-horn. What flavour soap is this? It is quite tasty.

Now for the warm fluffy towels and the cosy wrap of the muscly arms. The breath of love and the damn alarm, just as I was about to dream of

You

ǝɯ

sigh, :shock:

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That was a really sweet bit of blogging. Suhweeeet! And just how do you get that upside down text?I've never experienced 69 in a hot tub ... though if this is right: Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted, then perhaps I'm glad. Or sad. Dunno. I'll have to get a hot tub and see. :flasher[1]::hug:Camy

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Des, your body may be approaching 69, but your mind is about 19, frisky and perky and ready for the next dare that comes your way.69 in a hot tub sounds like the step right before you call the emergency people and tell them to come quick, you think you drowned someone.Unless you take quick turns not being downunder.C

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?pǝǝpuı 96 ?uʍop ǝpısdn ɹoʇıuoɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıuɹnʇ uɐɥʇ ɹǝısɐǝ ʎllɐuıƃɹɐɯ ʎluo sı spuɐʇspuɐɥ ƃuıop ɥƃnoɥʇ ?ʇɐǝu sı sıɥʇ 'ɥɐǝʎ ɥo ˙qɐɹʇ puɐ sǝp 'lɹn ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ :flasher[1]:

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