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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, you can't see Florida from here can you...?????"


A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it just died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly again. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?"


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your shit together. Just yesterday you took away my license and now today, you expect me to show it to you!"


There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on is bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


A Russian Blonde, an American Blonde, and a French Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The French Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot ! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the French Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.........We'll be going at night !"


A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and! she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it ?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off ?"


A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying, " that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex."

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?

"HHEELLOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs"!

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