Guy gets on a plane...

[Tragic Rabbit]

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to

a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes

his move . "You know," he says, I've heard that flights

will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with our

fellow passenger . So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes

it slowly, removes her reading glasses, and says

to the guy, "So, what would you like to discuss ?"

Oh, I don't know," says the guy . "How about nuclear power?"

OK," says the blonde . "That could be an interesting topic .

But let me ask you a question first . A horse, a cow,

and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass . Yet the deer

excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty,

and the horse produces muffins of dried poop . Why do you

suppose that is ?"

The guy is dumbfounded . Finally he replies,

"I haven't the slightest idea."

So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel

qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't

know shit ?

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