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Every week, Manny entered the state lottery hoping to win; he never did.

Finally, he prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message,

He walked around the local fairground.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.

He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign.

Sadly, He lost again.


The winning number was 707.


Moral of the storyNever underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.


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