bilal Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Every week, Manny entered the state lottery hoping to win; he never did. Finally, he prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, He walked around the local fairground. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks. He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign. Sadly, He lost again. The winning number was 707. Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life. Link to comment
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