Tanuki Racoon Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -- Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 I guess that sums it up! Link to comment
blue Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 It's a very divided relationship. Link to comment
colinian Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 It's a very divided relationship. Blue, there are countries where you could be put in prison doing hard labor for the rest of your life for a pun like that one. Shame, shame! Colin Link to comment
blue Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Muwahahaha! I have no shame! -- Thanks. Link to comment
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