Name on the Box

[Tanuki Racoon]

Someone changed it. Look. It weren't me. I bet there's a squirrel loose. You can NEVER EVER trust those damned things. The only thing worse than a squirrel, and I hesitate to mention it for fear of offending everyone, is the Rabbit. Rabbits are only good in fricassee :)

I'll run before someone tries to hurt me.

[The Pecman]

If I called you "Coon" for short, would I wind up getting fired, like Don Imus?

[Trab]

You might Pecman, if you mentioned his small "rac" in the same sentence.

[Tanuki Racoon]

If I called you "Coon" for short, would I wind up getting fired, like Don Imus?

No, but I would fart nastily in your general direction.

[The Pecman]

No, but I would fart nastily in your general direction.

And I'd make castanets out of your testicles!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second timea!

[Tanuki Racoon]

And I'd make castanets out of your testicles!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second timea!

My mother wasn't a hamster. She was a weasel.