Camy Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Spam III by Camy Euphemistically speaking my member's a phallus or is it the other way around? Then frankly, quite honestly I don't give a damn Provided he amazes and astounds I've known a Pecker, a Pete - seen a Putz And my friend Little John has a Ron But naming my chap isn't top of the list As I'm in training for 'The World's Biggest Dong!' We met on the net my trainer and I When I clicked on a lewd and rude spam He seemed quite upset that I wasn't fourteen But a grown man of thirty called Bam I'm sure to win - my trainer told me so Though I questioned the envelope of cash When I met him in the men's room at the station I was worried I might get a rash He suggested he hold my wallet Whilst I stripped for publicity stills More fool him I thought gleely As I pretended I was a policeman called Bill Clutching his chest he fell over It was really quite poignant at the last As I had his spam emails safely in my bag And didn't get to shove them up his arse Quote Link to comment
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