R.J. Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt! That's when I made the big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that." Link to comment
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