Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt

[Tragic Rabbit]

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Background Music for YOUR Life

Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs? we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt.

This amazing new wearable audio solution features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt. When you push the appropriate button on the pocketable remote you get music or sound effects appropriate for any situation. Check out the chart below to see the extensive list of built in sounds and suggestions on using them for dramatic punctuation in your everyday life.

After wearing and using the Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt for one week our test subjects reported that their lives were 143% more exciting than without the shirt... plus they got more dates and their friends commented on how much cooler they were. When we tried to take the shirts back after the testing period we were overwhelmed by the sound of melancholy background music and crying.

Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt In Action

Product Features

• Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt features a working speaker on the front and can play background music and sound effects at your command
  
• Perfect for making your ordinary life more exciting
  
• Pocket remote allows easy selection of 13 looping music themes and 11 different sound effects
  
• Music and sound effects fade up and down when choosing a new sound for a seamless experience
  
• Requires 4 AA batteries. Not included
  
• Built in Music Loops:
  
• Entrance Theme
  
• Chase Theme
  
• Romantic Theme
  
• "Sexy Time" Theme
  
• Melancholy Theme
  
• Comedic Theme
  
• Western Face-Off Theme
  
• Spy Theme
  
• Bored and Waiting Theme
  
• Thinking Theme
  
• Fight Theme
  
• Victory Theme
  
• Sad Accident Theme
  
• Scary Theme
  
• Suspense Theme
  
• Bedroom Theme
  
• Built in Sound Effects:
  
• Cheering
  
• Booing
  
• Crying
  
• Laugh Track
  
• Rim Shot
  
• Drum Roll
  
• "You Lose" Sound
  
• Clapping
  
• Gunshots
  
• Car Acceleration
  
• Congratulatory Crowd
  
• Fist-fight
  
• Police Siren
  
• Cat call whistle
  

[The Pecman]

Can it do surround sound?

[Tragic Rabbit]

Can it do surround sound?

Dunno. Try surrounding it, and see.