From Tracy (edited)

[Cole Parker]

Tracy sent me this, and it's too good not to pass on.

C

I have a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.

I take out 2 cardboard men, unfold them and stand them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men, making it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It isn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I can tell he is not a happy camper!

?What's going on here?? Don?t you love their belligerence?

?My car has a flat tire,? I say, stating the obvious.

?Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road??

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, ?Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!?