I'm not very good with inventing unique character names. Appalling actually, no idea why, just one of those things. So, as no matter what I do I get a lot of spam, I came up with the idea of using the senders names. Now, some of these really are unique, otherwise they'd get caught by my good friend and colleague: 'Spammy', the spam filter.
I keep them in a file called ... erm *shuffles about looking embarrassed* 'good names.txt'
Here are today's:
Expect to see them in a story, sooner or later. Word.
If the cat would get off the desk I might be able to post this in a timely fashion.
"Timely," she says, meowling. "There's nothing you've ever done that's timely."
"Yeah, right," I reply. "Grub? Litter refilling duties? Opening and closing the back door a thousand times a day?"
"Yes, but you love me, don't you?" She says, looking like butter wouldn't melt. "And whose fault is it you don't fit a Cat flap. Purrrr?"
"You're a tart, you know that don't you?" I say. But she's fallen fast asleep ....
Cats. Who'd have one?
Emus are another matter entirely!
The last chapter of Seraph is not making me happy. It's not making me happy, because it won't ... work. *sighs* 'Bathtime', on the other hand, is nearly finished. As are 'Tiatrather', 'Probisher', and 'Berkeley Tales'.