Somewhere In Between

Where is my frigging eyes?

Umm ... adore you though I do, it should be 'are' ... And do you really frig with them? 'cause, blimey! Ouch! Camooo

Are you...someone from England...correcting me on my American writing? As for frigging with my eyes...funny you should ask.This doesn't happen all the time...but over the course of my life, I have learned a few things.Did you know that if you get...seman in your eyes, and you're wearing contacts, it doesn't burn. So to answer your question, no...I don't frig with my eyes...normally. J

Are you...someone from England...correcting me on my American writing?

Why, yes! I think I must be. Americanese is so damnably difficult for us to understand. And as for speaking it! You try saying 'Yawl' or 'yowsa' with a plum in your mouth, and see how you get on. It's dashed awkward! And what's all this "Have a nice day!" malarkey? Is it true that if you don't grin vapidly whilst saying it, you get three G. W. Bush demerits?

As for frigging with my eyes...funny you should ask.

I had to. I tried, and it got awfully, awfully messy.

This doesn't happen all the time...but over the course of my life, I have learned a few things.

Learning is good. I learnt something ages ago, but I forget what it was, now. I think Des, Cole or Trab borrowed it.

Did you know that if you get...semen in your eyes, and you're wearing contacts, it doesn't burn.

I had no idea! It's obvious where I went wrong. Lack of contacts ... both for the eyes, and for the production of said fluid. Umm ... if you've got a spare 'little black book' I could borrow ...?!

So to answer your question, no...I don't frig with my eyes...normally. J

Hmm ... normally ... hmm.

Jason, It's not your eyes with which, I wanted to frig. Camy, I didn't borrow anything, and if I had I would have returned it, on time, because I can't afford the late fees.

My black book is pretty worn out...the pages are all stuck together...the ink smeared...what would be the point.Though I am flattered that gave me the benefit of the doubt that I would even own just a book.And Des...pray tell what part of my body would you like to frig with?My mindJason

Hey, how did I get pulled into this rather unseemly and, if I can say it, sticky thread?Decorum, gentlemen. This stie oozes decorum.Or used to.C

Did you say ooze?I like oozing....or even things that ooze...big or small Jason

Did you say ooze?I like oozing....or even things that ooze...big or small Jason

Oozing in Oz is a national passtime.