Why Dildo?
Timmy at, 'A Place Of Safety' recently posted this ad for making a dildo of yourself, and then asked why?
So I replied thus:
I can think of four reasons, Timmy.
1. It allows the individual to experience what others experience when he is topping them.
2. It would make a nice conversation piece on the coffee table. At least it would alert the overnight guest as to what he is in for,
as well as letting your visiting parents know how much you have matured.
3. As a parting gift to one's ex boyfriend. (Also as a bequeathed item in one's last will and testament. If copies are made, everyone could have one, and they could be 'handled' around at the funeral service.)
4. Because most people like to oblige others, the newly made dildo from your own member will assist you to fulfil the direction sometimes made by others to, "Go F**k yourself."
I am also interested in testing a pet theory of mine that the individual's rectum is probably the inverse shape of one's own penis. If this is true then the dildo should be a very snug and satisfying fit.
Of course it might be better to find one's body twin, er...sorry I mean, soul mate.
No doubt y'all will have some alternative reasons.
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