A SLIGHTLY BLUE DISCUSSION

[Cole Parker]

A DISCUSSION OF THE ACCEPTABLE USE  of THE "F" WORD

 

The "F" Word  -  When is using FUCK acceptable?

 

There are only 10 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.  They are as follows:

 

 

10. "What the FUCK do you mean, we are sinking?"  -- RMS Titanic Capt. E.J. Smith, 1912

 

 

 9. "What the FUCK was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

 

 8. "Where the FUCK did all these Indians come from?" -- George Custer, 1877

 

 

 7. "It does the FUCK so look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

 

 

 6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?" --  to Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

 

 5. "You want WHAT on the FUCKING ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

 

 

 4. "Where the FUCK are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

 

 3. "Scattered FUCKING showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

 

 2. "Aw c’mon Monica. Who the FUCK is going to find out?" -- B Clinton, 1998

  

 1. "There is no FUCKING way Trump will ever become President."

-- Hilary Clinton, 2016

 

[Merkin]

11. "We are really fucked now, Eve." --Adam, 0 B.C.