bilal Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. . . Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettoes and a mask. When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, you’re going to love this . . . . .. * * * * * * * "What's for dinner, Zorro?" Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Loved this, thank you! I was expecting a different punchline - I thought the husband was going to say: "You're insatiable, woman! I'm randy as the next man but three nights running, I can't perform like I could in my twenties!" Link to comment
colinian Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 OMG, I love it! I'm going to pass it around to friends (as appropriate). Colin Link to comment
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