Camy Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Spam, Chat Rooms 'n' Love. by Camy. Spam is the bane of my life I moan As I sit at my desk and write hard Crafting long missives selling penis enlargement To the upper east side of the park On weekends I find that hanging large weights Does nothing at all for my length Though fretting and whining over what is 'real' spam Makes for great chat room gossip with Sven I hope that's his name, though I don't know for sure He lives across oceans so vast He seems young and cute though his avatar's a newt Am I dumb? Is he having a laugh? We spoke at long last - we'll never meet His Zimmer won't fit on the plane And the nurse at the home says he lives all alone And only has half of his brain. So the spam continues to stuff up the bin And my heart is broken - damn Sven More money invested to find me a 'man' I need a new chat room - again! No cats were harmed during the production of this 'poem'. It's so hot they're comatose. 19th July 2006 Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Camy, what a delightful poem. You made me laugh and still feel some compassion for both the characters. I really loved the way the poem jumps to the plane verse. So unexpected, but then so was the comment about the cats. (still chuckling) Des. Link to comment
Graeme Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Very nicely done. Congratulations! :D Link to comment
blue Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Good job, Cam. I liked it. Link to comment
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