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An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it

might be time for marriage.

But before tying the knot, they went out for dinner and had a heart to heart

talk over about whether it would really work out.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.

Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their

physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I would

like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, pondering her response.

Then looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or


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