Gay penguin has change of heart

[DesDownunder]

From report in Aussie ABC.

After six years together, the relationship between a pair of gay male penguins at San Francisco zoo is apparently over, with Harry leaving Pepper for another penguin - Linda.

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With Pepper rejoining the ranks of the single, Christian website OneNewsNow.com took the split as a sign that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships".

Others were more sympathetic to the bereft Pepper.

John, writing on The Frigging Loon blog, said he was "heartbroken" about the split and that he hopes Pepper "finds another male penguin that is 10 times hotter than Harry!".

[The Pecman]

It should be pointed out that a hot penguin is an unhappy penguin.

[Cole Parker]

As all penguins look basically the same to us humans, one has to wonder what esoteric insouciance makes one hot, one not. What makes one unfaithful to his mate is something we humans know quite a bit about.

C

[DesDownunder]

As all penguins look basically the same to us humans, one has to wonder what esoteric insouciance makes one hot, one not. What makes one unfaithful to his mate is something we humans know quite a bit about.

C

I have never been able to fathom unfaithfulness, despite having spent a great deal of time researching the subject at every opportunity.

[Cole Parker]

Up close and personal research, Des?

C

[JamesSavik]

I have it on somewhat good authority that in penguin society, herring breath makes you hot.

[Cole Parker]

Yeah, that and a skanky waddle.

C

[DesDownunder]

anal projectile vomit?

[The Pecman]

I was unfortunate enough to witness a penguin taking a crap.

Funny, I missed that scene in Happy Feet.

[DragonFire]

I think Linda is a slutty penguin, poor Pepper!

[JamesSavik]

Dumb-jock bi-penguin is confused by slutty cheerleader penguin's fishy smell...

Haven't I read that story on Nifty???