Cole Parker Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,"but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men. Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Ain't it the truth. A man, who loved money more than just about anything, said just before he died to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." When he died she did what she had promised, came over with the money box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away. Her friend gasped and said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!" She said, "Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check." Quote Link to comment
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