Twelve Days of AOL

[TalonRider]

Originally posted on December 21, 2005 at The House.

On the first day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the second day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the third day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the forth day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fifth day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the sixth day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the seventh day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

7 dozen spams,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eighth day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

8 hours of busy signals,
7 dozen spams,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the ninth day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 dozen spams,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the tenth day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 dozen spams,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eleventh day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

11 can not access
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 dozen spams,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the twelfth day day of Christmas AOL gave to me,

12 reasons to cancel,
11 can not access
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 dozen spams,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages
2 channels not working
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

[Lugnutz]

Good thing AOL isn't around anymore.