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BLONDE JOKE...

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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in

karate, and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that

joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:walk:

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