DesDownunder's Blog

Thank you so much, Des. Thinking about your boyfriend's clutch quite put me off my dinner. Not that I wanted to think about it. It's like if you say "Don't think of Elephants!" - of course you think of Elephants. Same with clutches and boyfriends. Or clutches of boyfriends.Hmm.Obviously time for therapy.HELP!PS try Open Office. It's free and just as good as Bill's version. www.openoffice.org.PPS Do a Virus scan. You know you want to.

PS try Open Office. It's free and just as good as Bill's version. www.openoffice.org.

Listen to the crazy emu. I second this. OpenOffice is very good and in many cases BETTER than Gates monstrosity. However, if you have a Mac there is a carbonized version available (also FREE) at neooffice.orgPS: I will gladly send you a doughnut for your boyfriend.PPS: Hors d??uvres <-- I think that's what you meant

We'll not remind Des that a clutch, at least in America, is also a word for a woman's clutch purse.Oops! Moving along....Clutch. I wouldn't mind helping a boyfriend fix his clutch. I was going to say, not on the car, but then it occurred to me that fixing a clutch on a car (probably) involves the boyfriend getting into various "interesting" positions and getting all greasy, which then would require getting all clean which would then mean....Oh yes, sorry. Moving along....I should've suggested OpenOffice, and am horribly, abjectly embarrassed about it. I shall now genuflect to show my.... No, I said, "genuflect to show my..." you rotters, the lot of you! Moving along....Wibby said "hors d??uvres." Oh l? l?, French. (Yes, probably too many "Addams Family" reruns in my misspent youth.) Moving along....It figures Des would pen his boyfriend. It must be a writer's thing. I wouldn't mind a writer's thing, I.... Oh yes, um, moving along....(...Brought to you by Blue's Inner Camp Boi and state of latent really-should-date-ness....)(*) Blue's Inner Camp Boi says that latent deal is about what happens on the date when the mmpf-gurp-burble-oomph.... Sorry, that moderator button keeps doing the strangest things....

Aha, Yes Hors d??uvres is what I meant, of course. Thanks Wibby, I have corrected it.I should have remembered it was Hors d??uvres, as my father used to call them "horse doovers" meaning a horse's...perhaps I won't go there, I wouldn't want to put Camy off his food. I tried Open Office but it could not maintain my PowerPoint animations. I use PowerPoint as a quick animation maker, not for presentations. But thanks for the suggestions guys. Blue, if I find any writer's things I will make sure to save one for your inner Camp boi. I now have to bundle up the electric drill, screws and hammer to go to the video store and fix a display rack that fell apart when one of the beloved customers kicked it (accidentally) and it fell to pieces. I am having sooooo much fun.Yeah! Right!

Des, you might want to look into a chain link fence as an alternative. If you are only looking for a BF corral, it will do fine, although if you want privacy for you trysts then it won't. You will need to get metal posts, which are often available at scrap yards, and fencing, which is surprisingly, also often available as scrap. People get rid of their fences, and even small pieces can be easily wired together to make longer sections.