(Ele)Civil Disobedience

Al-Bundium? How about Al-Gorium?Anyway to make the most out having to drive a car with a stick shift,Get a cute guy, (any cute str8 or gay guy of your desire) will do, to sit in the passenger seat and ask him to change gears for you, when you tell him. (Make up some reason, a sprained wrist is a good one.) Then after he has changed gears a couple of times, you grab his hand as it rests on the shift stick, squeezing as you apologize, "Oh I am sorry, I forgot you were changing gears for me," using your cutest and most seductive toothy grin.This should end up with the cute guy asking you to drive to a secluded spot to practice changing your gears for you.

I haven't actually read your latest entry yet. I will after this. I just want to say: Great, great Picture. I'm not perving on it, though.

I pictured you as the type that loved a ruckus.I'm thinking "Hiltonium" the slut elementAnd "Simpsonium" bright yellow in colour

SF = Sophonium. If someone doesn't know it's a prank from that, they deserve the grade....UD = Urdirtium. And...UF = Urfreakium. But...UC = Urcutium. And...UH = Urhottium. Though it's probably best if the students tell each other, not the teacher....PS = Prismosupportum. Because.DL = Dilithium. You know, for the crystals....LA = Latinum. How else did it get gold-pressed?TA = Transaluminum. Or Transaluminium, if you're not from the States.SP = Sesquipedalium.CL = Circumlocutium.SL = Saccolintium. Pocket Lint? TG = Trugrittium. Real dirt.PD = Plainoldirtium. EC = EleCivilus. Hey, see if you've got fans into chemistry!AS = Altrosockium. Mismatched socks are elemental!GB = Gaudioboium. Gay boy.GL = Gaudialesbium. Gay girl.GP = Gaudioamicum. Gay-friendly.TS = Transgenerium. Transgender.BP = Biphilium. Bisexual (Bi-lovin'.)IA = Isoamicum. Equally-friendly.HA = Heteroamicum. Straight-friendly.

Blue, you have too much time on your hands....

Blue, you have too much time on your hands....

That's not all he has on his hands....

I just want to say: Great, great Picture. I'm not perving on it, though.

Heh. A friend was over here taking pictures the other day, and emailed that one to me. The first thing I thought was "You know who would appreciate a picture of me smirking defiantly and adjusting my hat while standing in front of a pirate flag? AwesomeDude readers."

Blue, you have too much time on your hands....

Maybe, but he's got to put all those Latin lessons to work somehow, and I can't think of a better use for 'em.

Haha, thanks, guys. Language-geek lessons, yes. Latin lessons, well, no, but if you hum a few bars, I can wing it. ;)

I'm gone for a month and I miss out on periodic table jokes, cool fedora pictures and a chance to poke fun at a gay club run by a nun? I'm like the anti-John McClane: in the wrong place at the wrong time, but nothing to blow up.Bloody hellium.

cool fedora pictures

Yes, but you were already well aware of my fedoraffinity ™.

I'm like the anti-John McClane: in the wrong place at the wrong time, but nothing to blow up.

There's where you're wrong - there's ALWAYS something to blow up. Obviously, you're slackin' on your blowin'.

hellium.

Profane symbol: He. Has eight offendons in its outer orbital. A noble swear, an inert interjection, from the last column of the Profane Table of Elements.Problem is, those aren't reactionary enough.

Rmiller and EC, thanks, guys. Y'all are great.