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59. Do Showers Make you Gay?


DesDownunder

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Recently I fell into that awful trap of missing out on a daily shower.

This sometimes happens to techie types.

A quick sponge-over was all I could manage.

The next day as I prepared for my shower, I looked aghast at my pubic hair.

It had lost its curl.

The short and curlies were long and laying quite flat.

Perplexed and not a little unconcerned, I proceeded with the bathing ritual, showering with as much gay abandon as I could.

After my shower I looked once more at the offending hairs only to notice that the curls had returned in all their glory.

Once more I could be known as afro groin, or should that be aphro groin? :hehe:

Still I cannot help but wonder if I gave up showering, would the rest of me become straight too?

Don't tell Fred Phelps

He might picket the showers.

:hug:

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Good grief, Des. It is sooo obvious. It is the sponge that's the problem. One should never use a sponge to clean with, particularly curly hair. Not only does a lot of the hair embed itself in the sponge, and the loss can be catastrophic at your age, but the long strokes straighten out the hair. You want short strokes and swirls to keep those curlies curly.

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Still I cannot help but wonder if I gave up showering, would the rest of me become straight too?
Why don't you conduct an experiment? I am sure that everyone would like to hear the results. I do have one little request, though. Please stay down under while it is occurring.
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Des, I'm sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but if you give up bathing, it won't matter a whit whether you're gay or straight, what you will definitely be is lonely.Repeat after me: Cleanliness is next to godliness, cleanliness is next to godliness, cleanliness is next to godliness.Be the god you were meant to be. Bathe.C

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Showers, gay, curlies, godliness...Des in shower....Jason in shower...Cleanliness is next to godliness....Cleanliness is next to horniness..Perhaps showering with Jason's make you gay...Yep, watch out for Jason's in showers.Jason R.

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Cleanliness is next to godliness, cleanliness is next to gayliness, cleanliness is next to gayness.hmmm... that didn't turn out right.Trab me too! Though I once saw someone rush out when I started my surveillance that may be him...and call me weird, I don't like curly hair much, both above and below. LOL

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