Recently I fell into that awful trap of missing out on a daily shower.
This sometimes happens to techie types.
A quick sponge-over was all I could manage.
The next day as I prepared for my shower, I looked aghast at my pubic hair.
It had lost its curl.
The short and curlies were long and laying quite flat.
Perplexed and not a little unconcerned, I proceeded with the bathing ritual, showering with as much gay abandon as I could.
After my shower I looked once more at the offending hairs only to notice that the curls had returned in all their glory.
Once more I could be known as afro groin, or should that be aphro groin?
Still I cannot help but wonder if I gave up showering, would the rest of me become straight too?
Don't tell Fred Phelps
He might picket the showers.